❝With you, did she do that thing where she'd explain something at, like, ninety miles per hour, and you'd go; "What?" And she'd look at you like you'd just dribbled on her shirt?❞

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✗ —- multiverse, multiship, etc.

✗ —- cool with OCs, AUs, crossovers, etc.

✗ —- four years of writing experience and a little over a year of tumblr rp experience

✗ —- i’m an alright person i guess

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Thanks guys— it really sucks, and I may take a break, but thanks for being super supportive about it. 

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// remind me to never write anything hunger games related ever


i’m scared of myself i took this too far

                      if you this has a 

                                          「  HAPPY ENDING 

                                you haven’t been paying  ᴀ ᴛ ᴛ ᴇ ɴ ᴛ ɪ ᴏ ɴ

(Source: damnatiae)

// good morning i fell asleep

time to force myself to be ic

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Jesus fucking Christ now I might actually write a fluff thread that's just them making fun of Gallifreyan porn that leads them kissing and making dorky jokes and holding hands as if it's /scandalous/ and them just giggling and John teasing Susan about how weird time ladies are and fUCK ITS 5 AM WHY DO I THINK OF THIS SHIT NOW IM WRITING THE THING


are you writing the thing because if you are i wanna read it

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LOOK UP THE BLOG LEWDESTFANTASIES ITS LITERALLY A CRACK GALLIFREYAN PORN BLOG. the best part is it was also the Master's tardis so there's probably a porn stash somewhere and she tried explaining to him sexuality on Gallifrey and it boils down to "holding hands is hella hot u humans don't understand... Time Lords were prudes okay is that less confusing" jfc



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1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.

8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

9. Don’t dumb it down.

10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.

12. Never park in front of a bar.

13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.

15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

17. Never lie to your doctor.

18. All guns are loaded.

19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.

22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.

23. A handshake beats an autograph.

24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.

25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.

28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.

29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.

33. It’s never too late for an apology.

34. Don’t pose with booze.

35. If you have the right of way, take it.

36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.

37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

38. Never push someone off a dock.

39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.

41. Don’t make a scene.

42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

43. Know when to ignore the camera.

44. Never gloat.

45. Invest in good luggage.

46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.

49. Give credit. Take blame.

50. Suck it up every now and again.

51. Never be the last one in the pool.

52. Don’t stare.

53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.

54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

56. Admit it when you’re wrong.

57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

59. Thank the bus driver.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

62. Know at least one good joke.

63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

64. Know how to cook one good meal.

65. Learn to drive a stick shift.

66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.

67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.

68. Dance with your mother/father.

69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

70. Always thank the host.

71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.

75. Keep your word.

76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.

77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

81. You are what you do, not what you say.

82. Learn to change a tire.

83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

85. Don’t litter.

86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.

89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

90. Make the little things count.

91. Always wear a bra at work.

92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.

93. You’re never too old to need your mom.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun then sitting on the bench alone.

97. Smile at strangers.

98. Make goals.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

a high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via live-la-bella-e-vita)


(via a-skeleton-truth)

(Source: mar-rs)

I AM TOO DONT WORRY. and I want my Gallifreyan values M!A again because Susan would tell John to stop being so fucking inappropriate if he tried to HOLD HER HAND OR HUG HER and god forbid if he tried to kiss her JOHN I AM NOT A KINKY PERSON DONT YOU DARE TRY TO KISS ME susan what Amd I'm crying what if John stumbled upon Gallifreyan hand porn in the TARDIS one day

do you know how hard it is to laugh quietly 

do you know

but omfg i just

and john would be so confused like susan wth


'i'll never understand'

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i’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes don’t bring this to my attention hELp mE


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Imagine ten walking in on John and Susan tho








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I have nothing to do but sleep and test out a bunch of Sherlock tea blends I got for Christmas(and a tardis one!!) and cry over regeneration threads and finally get off of mobile bc my laptop cord is coming in BECAUSE MY FUCKING CORD BROKE /AGAIN/

All night party hard

i’m staying up much later than i should be but we’re driving for like seven hours tomorrow i can sleep when there’s no wi-fi

i should do a reply to that thread but john hates me a lot

(Source: johnsmiththecompanion)


Hans: I mean it’s crazy
Anna: What?

 We finish each other’s—
Anna: Sandwiches!

Hans: That’s what I was gonna say!

Anna: I’ve never met someone

Both: Who thinks so much like me
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation

Hans: You
Anna: And I
Hans: Were
Anna: Just

Both: Meant to be